Comic: Jeremy Meets A Parrot
Fri, 3/07/09 – 12:19 | No Comment

The true account of one man meeting his soul mate, and then having his dreams crushed. Also included: Dirty hobos selling corn.

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This Week’s “You Can’t Make This Shit Up” News Story
Fri, 3/07/09 – 20:03 | One Comment

midgetgetty_450x300Brothers in armlocks Alberto and Alejandro Pérez Jiménez were found dead in a hotel room after being drugged and robbed.

The women who spiked the twins’ drinks are thought to be members of an organised crime gang who pose as prostitutes to attract victims.

They normally just knock out their victims but the dose proved too much for Alberto – aka ‘La Parkita’ (Little Death) and Alejandro – aka ‘Espectrito II’.

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Humpday Gaming: A Kitchen Sink War
Wed, 1/07/09 – 10:05 | No Comment
Humpday Gaming: A Kitchen Sink War

You know the old saying, “Everything but the kitchen sink”? Now I know why they leave out the kitchen sink, because it sucks on balls. There is absolutely nothing good I can say about this …

Quick List: Michael Jackson Video Countdown
Tue, 30/06/09 – 10:04 | 5 Comments
Quick List: Michael Jackson Video Countdown

Like the rest of the world, we good people of OMGJ were shocked to the core at the passing of Michael Jackson.  We have thrown away all of our projects, we have turned a blind …

The Best English On The Worst Toy Ever
Mon, 29/06/09 – 10:05 | 2 Comments
The Best English On The Worst Toy Ever

During my time in the retail world, I’d have to say the strangest store I’ve worked at would be Another Universe. For a while, it seemed all we stocked was polystyrene statues of Pirates, Skeletons, …

Spend The Weekend With Billy: Sex And Potato Bakes
Fri, 26/06/09 – 17:00 | 16 Comments
Spend The Weekend With Billy: Sex And Potato Bakes

There Goes the Neighborhood
So, we have now met both of our upstairs neighbors.
We met the woman who lives up there pretty soon after moving in.  The usual not-quite-right but not insane sort of girl that …

Lego Land Will Never Be The Same
Fri, 26/06/09 – 14:54 | One Comment
Lego Land Will Never Be The Same

A brief shoutout and congratulaions to our good friend Mandy, who just beat out most of the nation to land a job as Master Builder at Lego Land in San Diego:
The Model Builder Search began …

Humpday Gaming: NES Pro Wrestling
Wed, 24/06/09 – 10:00 | No Comment
Humpday Gaming: NES Pro Wrestling

There have only been a few notable saviors in the history of the world. Jesus and Chris Jericho come to mind. But sandwiched inbetween Big J and Y2J, the NES wrestling scene found …

When Gang Fights Go Bad: Choreographed Edition
Mon, 22/06/09 – 11:18 | No Comment
When Gang Fights Go Bad: Choreographed Edition

If I were caught in the middle of this, I’m not sure I’d be completely terrified, or just mildly amused. Either way, nothing good comes from choreographed gang fights.

Get Thin At The Fields of the Loss of Weight
Thu, 18/06/09 – 11:21 | 2 Comments
Get Thin At The Fields of the Loss of Weight

I’m mostly posting this as a sort of anomaly, as I have no clue how seriously you can take something like this. It’s not so much that the idea of a fat camp for adults …